mom, what’s loo-skeem-ya?
oh okay – does that mean I’m loo-skeem-ya?
why are they poking me?
you mean they take a part of my bone?
but it didn’t hurt, did they have to break it first?
mom, what’s a bone marrow transplant?
wait – if they do that, does that mean I’ll change my personality?
I don’t want that.
well, what if I turn into the other person
‘cause I took a part of them?
did they have to die first?
I’m a robot. you know, ‘cause they gave me a port –
do you think I can charge your phone with it?
mom, you promised to take me to see a movie
can we go home yet? I’m tired.
well, you wanted to write a book about us. I don’t want to.
how about you write it for me?